I hold these truths to be self-evident, that most Oreos are good -- if not really good. This held true for Oreo’s first experiment with a Gluten-Free cookie.
But if the classic Gluten-Free Oreo is the triumphant Revolutionary War, then the Gluten-Free Golden Oreo is the War of 1812. It confirmed that, yes, Oreos proved they can stand on their own outside the tyranny of gluten and deserve to be respected as Gluten-free cookies.
But very much like the young United States’ efforts to invade Canada, the Gluten-Free Oreo Nations’s attempt to tackle a golden won’t result in claiming any new territory.
And yes, I did call my dad (who’s a big history buff) to make sure that analogy worked.
Gluten-Free Golden Oreo
The Gluten-Free Golden Oreo is the fourth Oreo to get the non-gluten treatment -- following Classic, Double Stuf and Mint.
The original run of Gluten-Free cookies was a success. Oreo hit the nail on the head by reproducing the original chocolate cookie without losing anything.
The same cannot be said about the Gluten-Free Golden Oreo.
What do they taste like?
The Gluten-Free Golden Oreo tastes pretty similar to the original. I did a blindfolded taste test to see if I could tell the difference. For the most part, I could.
The big issue is in the golden cookie. While the original has a nice, clean vanilla sweetness. The gluten-free cookie has a bit of an off-taste. There’s a chalkiness to it that’s reminiscent of a Necco Wafer.
The consistency and texture are the same. You even get a lot of the same flavors. But when you bite into it, there’s a noticeable cloud of odd-tasting haze. It’s like the ghost of gluten remained to haunt your cookie.
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So is it any good?
Yeah, it’s not bad. It’s still an Oreo, which means that it’s going to taste pretty good no matter what. If you’re not paying super close attention, you might not even notice the difference -- especially if you’re dipping it in milk.
But as far as Oreos go, this does drop a good ways down the rankings. The competition is tough.
The final word: Where does it rank?
I’m adding this Oreo to my ongoing rankings, which have been in the works since 2014, at No. 76.
As always, these rankings are not scientific, but they are correct:
89. Banana Split Oreo
88. Cookie Dough Oreo
87. Cherry Cola Oreo
86. Berry Oreo
85. Limeade Oreo
84. Apple Pie Oreo
83. Reduced Fat Oreo
82. Oreo Thins Piña Colada
81. Caramel Apple Oreo
80. Key Lime Pie Oreo
79. Fruit Punch Oreo
78. Oreo Thins Pistachio
77. Hot & Spicy Cinnamon Oreo
76. Gluten Free Golden Oreo
75. Pumpkin Spice Oreo (2014 version)
74. Mystery Oreo (AKA Fruity Crisp)
73. Caramel Coconut Oreo
72. PB&J Oreo
71. Oreo Bites Fudge Dipped Mint Creme
70. Lemon Oreo
69. Toffee Crunch Oreos
68. Oreo Thins Salted Caramel
67. Oreo Thins Lemon
66. Fudge-Covered Oreo
65. Cookies & Creme Oreo
64. Chocolate Creme Oreo (Golden)
63. Salted Caramel Brownie Oreo
62. Oreo Thins Coconut
61. Snickerdoodle Oreo
60. Peppermint Bark Oreos
59. Peeps Oreo
58. Golden Oreo
57. Oreo Thins (Golden)
56. Golden Double Stuf Oreo
55. Neapolitan Oreo
54. Blueberry Pie Oreo
53. Oreo Thins Extra Stuf
52. Jelly Donut Oreo
51. Kettle Corn Oreo
50. Pumpkin Spice Oreo (2022 Version)
49. Chocolate Hazelnut Oreo
48. Oreo Mini
47. Oreo Bites Fudge Dipped Original
46. Oreo Mini Golden
45. Caramel Mocha Latte Oreo
44. Java Chip Oreo
43. Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreo
42. Peanut Butter Creme Oreo
41. Peanut Butter Cup Oreo
40. Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie
39. Chocolate Creme Oreo
38. Dark Chocolate Oreo
37. Rocky Road Trip Oreo
36. Black & White Cookie Oreo
35. Most Oreo Oreo
34. Mega Stuf Oreo (Vanilla Cookie)
33. Oreo Bites Fudge Dipped Coconut
32. Space Dunk Oreo
31. Gingerbread Oreo
30. Carrot Cake Oreo
29. Cotton Candy Oreo
28. Mint Creme Oreo
27. Most Stuf Oreo
26. Ultimate Chocolate Oreo
25. Oreo Thins Dark Chocolate
24. Moon Oreos
23. Fireworks Oreo
22. Birthday Cake (Chocolate Cookie) Oreo
21. Triple Double Oreo
20. Maple Syrup Oreo
19. Mystery Oreo (2019 Edition, AKA Churro)
18. Red Velvet Oreo
17. Cinnamon Bun Oreo
16. Oreo Thins (Chocolate)
15. Cookie Butter Oreo
14. Oreo Thins (Mint)
13. Chocolate Marshmallow Oreo
12. Dirt Cake Oreo
11. Blackout Cake Oreo
10. Mega Stuf Oreo
Tied 8. Double Stuf Gluten-Free Oreo
8. Double Stuf Oreo
7. Oreo Thins
Tied-5. Gluten-Free Oreo
5. Oreo
4. Hot Cocoa Oreo
3. Golden Birthday Cake Oreo
2. Marshmallow Krispy Creme Oreo
1. S’mores Oreo
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