#hazbin hotel x reader | a-hazbin-reader (2024)

Everyone finding out that wifey is married to Alastor??? 👀 That's what I heard-

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: A little suggestive in the middle bit? Angel helps wifey buy lingerie

Description: ☝️⬆️

• You meet everyone at the hotel separately from your husband, so they never make the connection until they actually see you two together
• Except Niffty, Alastor just had her trailing behind him one day
• "Niffty! This is my darling wife! She is the lady of the house!"
• "Neat! I'm gonna go find some bugs!"
• "...she's cute, Alastor."
• "She's a menace in disguise, my dear~"
• When you first met Husker, you were playing cards when he suddenly saddled himself next to you with the kind of confidence that only an overlord has
• Luckily, the game was only for fun, the two of you competing against each other in friendly competition
• It's a good time between the two of you, you're charming and witty, Husk just eats it up and keeps asking you to play another game
• "You're pretty good at this aren't you, beautiful? Do you gamble often?"
• You simply hum and politely sip your drink, carefully thinking about how you're going to turn down the overlord
• "I don't tend to frequent these sorts of places but my darling husband and I are celebrating so it's a special occasion~"
• "Husband?"
• "Oh, he's harmless! A real romantic...~"
• He deflates a little at the mention of your husband but moves on like nothing happened and that's the last you see of him for a couple of months
• That is until Alastor comes home one day looking exceptionally pleased with himself as he sweeps you up into an impromptu dance
• "Alastor~! What's gotten into you~?"
• "Another victory under my belt, my dear~! You know how you've been saying you always wanted a cat?"
• "No?"
• "Well, I went out and got you one!"
• You barely have time to ask him what he means when suddenly Husk is standing in front of you, looking shocked
• "Oh Alastor...tell me you didn't go after him just because he flirted with me a little.."
• "Of course not, darling~! I did it beca-he did what now?"
• Husk looks around in bewilderment before his eyes land on you wrapped in your husband's arms, pointing at you accusingly
• "HE'S YOUR HUSBAND!? You need to look up the definition of HARMLESS cause he ain't harmless!"
• You meet Charlie because she quite literally runs into you, tears in her eyes and obviously upset
• "I'm so so SO sorry! I-"
• "Hey hey...what are you sorry for? Are you okay, my dear?"
• You can't help but mother her, wiping away her tears as she tries to excuse her tears as nothing serious
• "Would you like to talk about it? I can't just leave you crying out in the street like a lost baby, now can I?"
• She sniffles pathetically and nods, letting you guide her somewhere more private
• "Y-yes please..."
• "Come now, we'll make some hot tea and you can tell me what's got you so worked up..."
• You two grow attached to each other after that and make time to meet with each other at least a few times a month
• She gets anxious when she hasn't heard from you in a while and calls you whenever she's upset about something, seeking your opinion
• You listen to Charlie's problems and try to offer her advice or do what you can to help her feel better, sometimes she just needs a motherly hug
• She tells you about her hotel and whether you believe in her dream or not, you support her because she obviously needs it
• Other times, you two talk about your respective partners and gossip
• "Your husband sounds so sweet! I've got to meet him one day! When he comes back, of course..."
• You laugh at her enthusiasm, gently patting her hand to calm the excitable young woman down a little and trying to quell the sadness of his absence
• "And this girlfriend of yours sounds like she really cares about you, I'd love to meet her."
• You feel compelled to look after her, and Charlie sees you as a source of comfort if not a mother figure to her
• So she eventually introduces Vaggie to you because you've been asking to meet her, Vaggie is just excited to meet the famous Y/N
• She's heard so much about you from Charlie that she had to see if you were genuine, she had to make sure you weren't using her girlfriend
• Only to be taken aback by just how much she ends up liking you, looking to you for advice just as Charlie does
• She's geared up, ready to fight, when one day you two are suddenly cornered by thugs out on the street, only to be baffled when you take them out with ease
• Just how powerful are you?
• "Wait wait wait-how did you pull off that move? I've been trying to learn how to do that for months!"
• You're casually fixing your clothes and rubbing your wrist, completely unfazed by the ambush
• "It's just a little something I learned from my husband~ Would you like me to teach you?"
• "Y-yes! Please!"
• She readily accepts, and soon she's just as attached to you as Charlie is, looking forward to the times you agree to spar with her
• Her and Charlie talk about how much they love you one night before they go to bed
• "So....she's great right?"
• "Charlie, I f*cking love her."
• "Right!?"
• You meet Angel at a clothing store, the two of you shopping in the same section when you catch him staring hard at the gloves
• "You should try this one, the color compliments you really well, and they're made from a good material."
• He jumps in surprise, obviously startled by your sudden arrival, but does genuinely seem to look at the pair of gloves you're pointing out
• Angel picks them up and tries them on, seemingly more than pleased with your picks, whatever thoughts that were weighing on his mind momentarily forgotten
• "Thanks..! Uh, maybe I can help you pick something out?"
• He gestures to the many different lingerie in your basket, you're obviously having a hard time deciding which one to get
• You have the decency to at least look a little embarrassed, a soft blush taking over your features and making you look innocent
• "Would you? My husband is back, and I just want to show him how much I've missed him..."
• Angel guides you to the fitting rooms, obviously excited to be of help, he could be saving a marriage for all he knows!
• "Sure thing, doll! You put on each one, and Angel Dust here will tell you which one will knock your man off his feet! If I know anything! It's how to turn a man on!"
• Normally, you wouldn't even THINK about showing another man your body in lingerie, but hearing that and having an inkling of who Angel is, you trust him
• And it's surprisingly fun! Angel helps you narrow it down to three favorites that are sexy and comfortable, it never once feels creepy or uncomfortable
• "Now pose like this when he comes in! Yes! Just like that! Your hubby is gonna lose his mind when he sees you!"
• You can't help but laugh, not at all feeling ridiculous but enjoying Angel's antics and enthusiasm
• "Thank you, Angel. We should go clothes shopping together again sometime, I had a good time today."
• He winks and holds out his phone to get your number before walking away, no longer seeming so...depressed
• "And you'll have an even better time tonight! See you later, doll~!"
• You two shop together on the regular after that, greeting each other with air kisses and judging people together
• "Ugh, do you see the hair on that gal? What an absolute wreck!"
• "That hairstyle wasn't even popular when my husband and I were alive...ugh..."
• "When am I gonna meet this man of yours anyways?"
• "When he stops going to a tailor and agrees to come shopping with me~"
• You're laying in bed with Alastor one night, nuzzled under his chin and cuddling in his arms when he suddenly speaks
• "You know that little...project I've been working on?"
• You're nearly asleep, the feeling of his thumb rubbing your arm soothing you more than he realizes
• "Mhm..."
• "Well, I was thinking maybe I could take you with me tomorrow...everyone there has been dying to meet you."
• You open your eyes to look at your husband, smiling at him as you lean up to kiss him softly
• "More people who don't believe that you have a wife? I'll be happy to set the record straight~"
• He chuckles and rolls you two over so that he's on top of you, kissing down your neck as his hands push up your nightgown
• "I can't wait to show you off to everyone~"
• The next day, Alastor takes your arm in his and leads you inside, you're more than a little surprised to see that his project is a hotel
• You're a bit shocked to see so many familiar faces in front of you, Niffty running up to hug your leg and Husk giving you a lazy wave
• Charlie, Vaggie and Angel are all staring you like you're a ghost, eyes slowly moving from Alastor to you over and over again
• Charlie drops her tray of snacks in surprise, rushing up to give you a bone crushing hug while Vaggie stands in front of Alastor as if to protect you
• "Y/N! What are you doing here!? Are you here to give redemption a try? Oh, I knew you would come around!!"
• You laugh and hug her back while patting her head, gently prying her arms off of you so you can pet Niffty
• "It's good to see you too, my dear princess, though I'm here with my husband."
• Vaggie's jaw drops, and she whips around to look at you, jabbing a finger at Alastor as you see her trying to digest the truth in front of her
• "You! A-and him!? The Radio Demon?!"
• Alastor takes the opportunity to pull you back to his side, a loving arm around your waist as you happily lean on him, hand on his chest
• "Everyone! This is Y/N, my lovely wife~! Y/N, please tell them all that you're here of your own volition and that you are happily married to the most wonderful demon in all of hell!"
• You hear Angel trying to hold in his laughter, obviously flashing back to the many conversations he's had with you about your mysterious husband
• "Yes yes, I'm happily married to him and I'm not under any mind control or deal or anything else like that~"
• You can hear Vaggie's soul leave her body, Charlie's delighted squeal and Angel's uncontrollable laughter at the sight of you and Alastor rubbing noses in an obnoxiously cute manner
• "This is the guy you've been buyin' all those sexy clothes for!? Oh my f*ck!! This is too good!"
• "I can't believe Alastor was your husband this whole time!! I knew he was secretly a big softie! Oh my gosh! You should hear how he talks about you it's so cute!!"
• "...I don't get what you see in him..."
• "I don't either, you know that when I first met her, she called him HARMLESS? She's delusional."
• "He's a bad boy and she LIKES IT~!"
• Your husband looks at you in confusion, gently stroking your cheek
• "All this time I spent singing your praises to earn you a decent reputation around here was for nothing? I should've known you'd have stolen their hearts already~"
• You smile and kiss Alastor's palm sweetly, earning a chorus of cooing and disgusted noises from your audience
• "Actually, I've met everyone here before, darling... it seems we've been unintentionally been keeping our a marriage a secret from everyone!"
• Charlie is just so enamored with the way you two interact as a couple, her eyes sparkling whenever she watches you two together
• Vaggie is just disappointed in your taste in men and shakes her head whenever you two are affectionate, secretly she thinks it's cute
• Angel gets a kick out bugging Alastor about the clothes he helped you pick out, always asking him if he liked the lingerie
• Husk is just thankful for the distraction you prove to be for Alastor because then he has more time to himself, encourages you two to go on a lot of dates
• Niffty is just crazy as always 😜 She likes you two together though and will stab anyone who tries to separate you two

This one took so long!! I hope you like it!!