"And by golly I will break the glass!"
Graham crackers are a means by which health care personnel stay nourished within a hospital, which explains a recent study showing that 97% of the world's graham cracker supply is located somewhere in a health care facility, for the specific reason of "just in case."[1] However, interestingly enough, when one CEO replaced graham crackers with cardboard, no one seemed to notice the difference.[2]
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References
- ↑ 97% of World’s Graham Cracker Supply Located in Hospital Drawers, White Coat Pockets (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Hospital Replaces Graham Crackers with Cardboard, Nobody Notices (Gomerblog)
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